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i can has update nao?!

Sun May 31, 2009, 4:11 PM
Sup, bitches and hoes.
Long time no update...since I'm lazy as hell and never seem to do anything but ramble in these things.
But I figured I should clarify that I'm still alive.
And very much kicking. =]

So, I'm a senior.
That's kinda weird as hell, actually. I'm the oldest kid on both sides of my family, so I'll be the first of any of my siblings, first cousins, OR second cousins to go to college.
Assuming I don't get knocked up, addicted to cocaine, or shot in the face in the next year...all of which are actually entirely possible at this point.
But still. Senior year. That should be a fun experience, right?
Minus this whole "weight training" class.
What?
Weight training?
In case you didn't know (however, everyone knows this), I'm a WUSS. I can't even bench press the goddamn bar, usually. Plus...football wastoids? I can feel my brains leaking out my ears as we speak, children. High five, grey matter dripping from one's body cavities!

Why am I doing this, you ask?
Partly because if I don't get this last gym credit, I won't graduate, 4.2 GPA be damned!
But mostly, for the same reason I do everything...for teh lulz!11

Speaking of lulz...
I'm doing this dance convention in August, and I'm pretty freakin' stoked, since my future husband (who unfortunately, is ten years older than myself AND gay), is teaching, as is this woman who I have an insane girlcrush on...but then there's advanced hip-hop.
Picture, if you will, a shrimpy white girl doing hip-hop.
THAT, friend, is the definition of lulz.

Hmm, moving ever onward...
It's summer.
I like summer.
Summer brings ice cream, and I'm a big fan of that.
And swimming, and subsequently, skinny dipping (ARIEL NICHOLSON :)) at ungodly hours of the night.
And summer musicals with the bitches'n'hoes...aka adventures in South O, trips to Jacobo's and Taco Bell, and befriending summer school students (or not).
Unfortunately, it won't bring papier-mache Buddhas or sparkly orange pants as last summer did, but still, pretty good time.
And it brings senior pictures...which should actually be pretty damn fun, if I can learn how to smile without (a) scrunching my face, (b) sticking my neck out like a turtle, (c) making myself look like I'm missing teeth which I am not, or (d) all of the above.

Know what summer does not bring?

Pants.

I hate pants. They tend to cramp what little style I have. Ergo, summer is a wonderful time, because I have nobody to impress.
Suck on that.

So, in short,
I will hopefully survive and enjoy my senior year.
Unless I kill myself as a result of weight training. (Or, you know, get shot in the face, addicted to cocaine, knocked up, etc.)
I will fail (but have fun with) advanced hip-hop.
I like summer.
I do not like pants.

And I'm just in this for teh lulz.

Questions, comments, concerns?

Peace out, girl scouts.

  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: Lovesong - The Cure
  • Reading: The Virgin Suicides
  • Eating: Your face.
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper...quel surpris.

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Here I am.
I have a crooked pinky finger, most people have never seen my natural hair color, and I believe wholeheartedly in fate, fortune cookies, and true love. I'm godless, but not faithless, a presumptous atheist hoping for heaven, a passionate, whimsical person stuck between woman and child.
I've got a grown woman's mind and a child's soul, all trapped in the body of a confused, unbeautiful teenager.
I talk a lot, but I rarely have anything of consequence to say, so I prefer to let my body do the talking.
I probably love you. You just don't know it yet.

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  • Current Residence: Neither here nor there.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small
  • Interests: Dancing. Music. Thought. Thoughtlessness. Tomfoolery. Words. Shoes. Quirkiness. Shenanigans.
  • Favourite movie: Les Parapluies de Cherbourg.
  • Favourite band or musician: Damien Rice. Missy Higgins. The Hush Sound. Amber Pacific. Charlotte Martin. Vienna Teng.
  • Favourite genre of music: Just about anything. I have this neverending love affair with the piano.
  • Favourite artist: Katie [Narumew] <3
  • Favourite poet or writer: Sylvia Plath.
  • Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams.
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano, first gen.
  • Personal Quote: "If the definition of beauty gets any thinner, nobody will fit."
  • Tools of the Trade: Paint Shop Pro and a Polaroid i835.

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Hrn. What are you doing monday?

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[link] ~ MWNL
FUCK. I'm sorry, I'm a terrible person and haven't been checking this. :(
I feel really bad now, ack! Call me sometime or something =] I'm better at picking up my phone than I am at checking DA messages, it seems. Ahhhh, shit, I'm still sorry. Can I bake you anything to make it up to you?
Don't worry about it, dear. I've got all summer for you and I to stuff a horse with lightbulbs.

And you call me. I'm free wednesday and friday.

Do you want to see me perform a couple of my newer poems at an open mic?

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[link] ~ MWNL
AHHH so my laptop totally broke, so basically, my phone is my only means of communication at the moment :(
Anyways, I definitely just read this message, but if the open mic hasn't happened yet, I'd LOVE to go. :)

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